It's a little known fact that during George W's active membership in Skull & Bones, that fraternity suffered a significant increase in the number of members who died mysteriously, disappeared forever, or became incurably insane.
While no one knows the true cause of this statistical anomaly, a pamphlet entitled "Who shall be eaten first?" was recently found behind the paneling in George W's old room at the fraternity. Forensic tests have linked the pamphlet to George W, and the content of the pamphlet is suggestive.
Fortunately for truth seekers, copies of this pamphlet have appeared on the internet (http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?p=135), despite the tendency of the posters to be threatened with lawsuits (http://www.howardhallis.com/bis/cthulhuchick/) by cultists (http://www.chick.com/default.asp).
When Bush was in College...
While no one knows the true cause of this statistical anomaly, a pamphlet entitled "Who shall be eaten first?" was recently found behind the paneling in George W's old room at the fraternity. Forensic tests have linked the pamphlet to George W, and the content of the pamphlet is suggestive.
Fortunately for truth seekers, copies of this pamphlet have appeared on the internet (http://esr.ibiblio.org/index.php?p=135), despite the tendency of the posters to be threatened with lawsuits (http://www.howardhallis.com/bis/cthulhuchick/) by cultists (http://www.chick.com/default.asp).
--Glaurung